Your spirit guide, Father Lettuce, advises you to first click on the game screen to begin your mystical journey. Here's how to play:

S = thrust

A = rotate counter clockwise

D = rotate clockwise

[spacebar] = fire

F1 = start new game

You are the jet propelled squid. Your objective is to shoot the quee potatoes to accumulate as many useless points as possible. Pick up the flashing PowerParsnip to reach maximum enlightenment. Parsnips are related to carrots.
No, this is not a rip off of Asteroids. Don't be silly.
Thanks, David, for all the help. Quee.